Phu Quoc is that Smell?

Phu Quoc, Vietnam.  A little teardrop shaped island off of southern Vietnam made famous during the "American War" for it's large "Re-Education Center".  The Sylvan Learning Institute for the wayward bourgeois, if you will.  

Phu Quoc Re-Education Center At-A-Glance Statistics:

Student Enrollment: 13,000 give or take (mostly take) comprising of approximately 55% educated middle class, 25% merchant capitalists; 15% high-browed academics; 5% filthy rich landowners

Academic Departments: Art of Persuasion (Mental and Physical)

Mechanical Engineering (Artillery only)

Chemical Engineering (Testing center only)

Biological Engineering (Testing center only)

Physical Re-education

Tuition: Reclaimed property

Mission Statement: We strive to enable our comrades to unlearn years of capitalistic greed through physical and mental persuasion.  

Today, Phu Quoc is only famous for its fish sauce, inflicting torture of a different kind on visitors. I personally love the pungent condiment; could bath in that shit. A British couple said Phu Quoc is what Phuket was 10 years ago: pristine white sand beaches so isolated that you want to find a volleyball and call it Wilson.